Tagged live in the present

“Blurtso makes his bucket list”


Hmm… I guess bucket lists are only for people
who aren’t already doing what they want to do.

“Blurtso considers his inner parakeet” (V)


A donkey was pursued by two tigers, one from in front, one from behind. He also had a Chemistry exam the next day. “Is there any more pumpkin pie?” said the donkey.