You think so? said Blurtso. Silver highlights in my mane?
Non-dancers, said Blurtso, don’t understand
the need to leave clothes on the floor.
If I were you, said Blurtso, I’d walk right up to her and say,
“Keep your hands off my Häagen Dazs!”
That’s a wonderful idea! What will you call it?
It’s a toss up between “Blurtselia” and “Donkey Lake.”