Well, my garden is growing, but I haven’t seen Mr. Ed. Maybe I can find him if I think like a horse…

 

Let’s see… you can lead a horse to water….

… if there’s a mare on the beach.

… but he probably won't snorkel.

… but you’ll have to bait his hook.

… if it’s next to a brewery.

… if it's nowhere near MacDonald’s.

… if there’s a urinal nearby.

… if he's sure there will be Wi-Fi.

… until his wife gets home.

 Hmmm, thought Blurtso. I’m not sure that helps at all.