The Blurtso™ Chronicles: “Blurtso rides the T and spins a yarn”

“Blurtso rides the T and spins a yarn”

Direction “Alewife,” thought Blurtso, relaxing into his seat. Maybe I’ll take a little nap… Arrrgggh! snarled Blurtso from the depths of his dream. Bless my wife and bring me an ale! The sea was angry that morn, serving up buckets of barnacles and brine. Arrrggghh, I say, said Blurtso. Arrrrggghh! If not for my trusty wooden hoof, I’d be grazing at the bottom of the sea! Arrrggghh, I say, arrrgghh! There I was, wind in my ears and waves at my tail, a crumb in the jaw of the storm. Arrrggghh! If the waves were an inch the waves were a mile! Arrrggghh! Take my soul! Bless my wife and bring me an ale! Arrrgggghh! snarled Blurtso... “Alewife” said the subway speaker. Alewife? said Blurtso, rising from his dream. Oh boy, this is where I get off!...