Dear Blurtso,

How are your classes at Harvard? Do the professors make fun of your nose? I think I will come for a visit. I have harvested my garden and only the pumpkins remain. What is the best way to get to Harvard? I think I will hitch-hike. I have to be back in a few weeks for my pumpkins. Maybe I should travel parcel post. What do you suggest? I think I will travel parcel post because that will be quicker. I hope you are well. I can hardly wait to see Harvard.
 

Your friend, Pablo.   

P.S. - Tell the cafeteria I’m coming.